You sit there in your heartburn
belching up some beautiful curry
You start feeling nautious
You run to puke up
Watch out now - here it comes

He's got a-thing about expensive cheeses
thinks he's a gentlemen
(but he eats out at Jimmy Chung's)

Can we raze this mountain
I don't know
Higher now than ever before
he could diet if he took it slow
Just take it easy
Easy now, watch it go

We're burning off a million cal'ries
On the back of a gym machine that's really churning
Oh Jimmy Chung's..
No more Jimmy Chung's..

And sometimes you close your eyes
And see the place where you used to eat
At Jimmy Chungs..

They say a stomach ulcer, it ain't so sweet
You can't really drink or chow
But could you brush your teeth
Every once in a little while..?

You sit there in your heartache
Thinking of some beautiful soy sauce
But you can't have your old ways
This stomach sickness
Watch it now, here he comes

He's got a-thing about expensive cheeses
thinks he's a gentlemen
But he pigged out at Jimmy Chung's
Oh Jimmy Chung's..

I said he loves to eat expensive cheeses
He has this thing about expensive cheeses..
But more than you'll ever know..